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Myth Busting

When my brother was born, I’m told that he was to be named Mickey. Upon being informed of this, my response was “don’t be silly – Mickey is on television.” The “Mickey” in question, of course, was Mickey Mouse, and I was an avid viewer of his afternoon club. TV Mickey was very real to me. Brother Mickey was renamed Michael. 

I’m sharing that story because it speaks to the power of myths that have become real. You might think that business is the last place we would find such things, but you’d be wrong. Most prominent in my mind, of course, is the shared myth that drives billions of dollars of media spending: Nielsen ratings. Putting aside the obvious issues with sample error and lack of reporting from out of home viewing, read any ratings book and Nielsen will tell you that what’s inside is only accurate within certain limits. They are a shared myth, one that allows both sides of the advertising transaction to negotiate against some standard, even if it’s dead wrong.

The ratings field is instructive because some folks finally decided to challenge the myth by providing another, more accurate look at audiences. It’s having a double effect – Nielsen is improving their service and there is a second “currency” that can be used in negotiating ad placements (sometimes you would rather buy in Swiss Francs than dollars). Someone challenged the myth and both they and business is better for them having done so.

Another example: a taxi medallion in NYC is worth lots of money. Uber challenged the myth by making every car owner a potential taxi service, and Google and others are challenging it even further by negating the need for drivers at all. Until recently, a car needing a driver was a shared myth, and when we can simply call for a driverless car, day or night (no drivers means no sleep needed!), the nature of car ownership changes as well. How will car dealers and resellers be impacted in 20 years? I suspect the myth of fossil fuels will be blown up in the next decade too.

The point is this. Nodding one’s head at myths that have the force of reality instead of seeing them for what they are can impede progress and obscure opportunity.  Sometimes the emperor really is naked and you need to be that kid saying so.  It won’t make you popular, but it just might make you very profitable.  Any myth busters out there?

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Let’s Cure This Epidemic

I had another topic on my mind this morning, but I’m going to go on a rant about carelessness instead. I’m sure that many of you read as many, if not more, articles and emails as I do. Have you noticed that we are in the midst of an epidemic of carelessness? I don’t mean with the “facts” many writers pass off as gospel. I’m talking about something far more basic: spelling and grammar.

I know English is a difficult language, even for those of us who are native speakers. Spelling, however, isn’t. Of course, one needs to take the time to check not just the spelling of a word but also if the correct homonym is being used. It’s not just individuals either. I see lots of corporate “content” that contains errors of the same sort. Social media, white papers, blogs and tweets are overrun with misused and misspelled words.  As a former broadcaster, I wince at every graphic that contains a typo.  You just know that more than one person looked at it (or should have) before the error ever saw the light of day.

I hope it’s carelessness and not ignorance. I’m pretty sure it is – what politician would spell “education” as “edutation” or “America” as “Amercia” out of anything other than carelessness? That carelessness makes me think you’re careless about everything, including how you will protect my data, my credit card information, and how you will service your customers.  I’m fed up with “it’s” being used as a possessive (it’s a contraction!).  I hate “your” preceding “welcome” (it should be a contraction – you’re!).

I admit to being an optimist, so I’m assuming we’re not all just idiots.  Most of us feel a time crunch and sometimes rush to meet a deadline.  It’s not a new sickness, as you can see from the clever 2013 Snickers ad, but it’s time we cured it.  Let’s be careful out there!

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Food For The Ages

Celebrating my dad’s 90th birthday got me thinking about age and why some people live so long. As a happy coincidence, I read some things the other day that represent this week’s Foodie Friday Fun. They had to do with some of the oldest living humans and to what they attribute their long lives. As it turns out, foods of various sorts are involved, as is an excellent business/life lesson.

The NY Post reported on a Brooklyn woman who is 116 and eats bacon, eggs, and grits every day. In fact, she has been known to eat bacon throughout the day and claims that the secret to living a long and happy life involves surrounding yourself with positive energy and bacon helps to do that. Not to be outdone in attributing long life to consumption of pork products, there is a woman in China that is 117. She has eaten twice-cooked pork three times a day and says pork is the secret to her longevity.

Then there is the woman in New Jersey who is 110 and attributes her long life, in part, to the three beers she drinks each day along with a shot of whiskey. Since researchers say centenarians typically show such characteristics as a steady routine and avoidance of stress, a few beers and a shot to keep one happy can’t hurt alleviate the stress.

Pork not your thing?  Well, there is a woman who is 116 years young in Japan who says the secret food is sushi, particularly mackerel on vinegar-steamed rice, and she has it at least once every month.  “Eat and sleep and you will live a long time,” she said in a message to The Telegraph. “You have to learn to relax.”

While these women can’t agree on which food is the secret, they do agree on being happy and relaxing.  I suspect that those things are not high on many folks’ lists as they deal with the daily stresses of business.  Wouldn’t the odds of generating long-term profits increase if we were around to help make that happen?  So get some rest this weekend, eat some bacon, have a beer, and relax.  It will all be there on Monday!

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