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Until Someone Pokes Their Eye Out

With the holidays almost upon us, it’s getting to be the time when we all watch “A Christmas Story” for the umpteenth time.

A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

As a parent, one line that always sticks out is the “you’ll shoot your eye out” phrase since it echoes something I used to hear as a kid. That was more like “it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye” but the meaning is similar.

There’s a business reason why I’m raising this as well. Many businesses routinely assign inexperienced staff to support their digital efforts. This happens particularly in the social space, where it’s easy to get caught up in the meme of the day. What’s a meme?  You know them – everything from LOLcats to “Mckayla Is Not Impressed” to “Binders Full Of Women.”  Some are short-lived, some endure.  Maybe it’s not that sort of activity but just someone trying to be proactive – there’s interest in something the company is doing, let’s foster it.  In either case, an employee trying to have the business engage with fans can do a great deal of damage, and it’s not just to a business’s reputation.

For example – let’s say your social admin decides to challenge your fans to a contest of some sort.  There are no written rules and one of the losers objects.  Lawsuit waiting to happen.  Let’s say another admin posts an image and encourages fans to do their own version.  Who vetted the theme (was it copyrighted someplace)?  Who approved the materials (do we have a license for the image as well as for any actors/others who are in the image)?  Or maybe you decided to use one of  the Cheezburger Network’s LOLcats sites to create a meme with an eye towards starting something viral. Did anyone make sure the materials you are using are free for commercial use or have been licensed for your specific purpose?

Any time we charge someone with speaking for our brand or our company we should hear the Mom in A Christmas Story.  You really can shoot out a lot more than your eye if you don’t understand the business and legal ramifications that are well beyond understanding the technology.  That’s when it stops being fun and games.  Any thoughts?

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Miracle Berries

Let’s end the week with a Foodie Friday Fun look at miraculin.

Things are about to get real tasty

(Photo credit: Jonathan Harford)

I know – you haven’t really thought about it in a while, but as food topics go it’s very interesting.  Miraculin is the stuff found in an African berry that serves to change completely the taste of foods you ingest after eating the berry.  The berry is known as a miracle berry and was discovered almost 300 years ago by a guy exploring the wilds of Africa.  It seems that there was a terrible famine and yet one tribe out of the thirty the explorer met were well-fed.  Apparently they would eat this berry and were then able to eat stuff that under normal circumstances was unpalatable.  In short, it makes bad tasting food taste good.

The berries work by masking some of the taste receptors on your tongue, primarily the ones that read “sour”.  Things that are sour taste sweet.  That’s the business point today.

I’ve known a number of managers who seem to eat miracle berries right before they read their financial reports or analytics.  There is never anything wrong – nothing tastes sour – at least not internally.  Oh sure – the market may be bad (good time to steal share!) so growth is limited or the new product we launched isn’t really being trashed on social media – it’s just a few vocal haters.  This is the business miracle berry at work.

I’m as big an optimist as there is.  However, there is a difference between being optimistic and lying to yourself.  It’s one thing to put a good face on the numbers; it’s another to overlook the realities those numbers express.  If you can’t understand what the data is telling you then you need to do one of two things – find someone who does and is unafraid to tell you or get into a business where you can make sense of what’s going on.  Reading the numbers whilst under the effects of the business miracle berry is not an option.

While miracle berries helped the African tribe avoid famine and stay healthy, the business equivalent of eating miracle berries can get you very sick and maybe even kill your business.  How are your taste buds as we end the week?

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No Action Speaks Louder

I had another post written for today but after the phone call in the middle of the night I thought of a topic that was more immediate.  This is not a screed on how badly the local utility company is handling the clean-up after Sandy.  OK, maybe it is in part.  It’s also a great lesson, however, in how to manage in a crisis (or how not to).
This is the fourth major power outage in the last couple of  years around here.  Each time there are promises about how the utility will be better prepared and about how communication will be improved and transparent.  When predictions about Sandy got dire, a CL&P spokesperson went on TV with the governor to talk about how many crews were in place and how ready they were to handle the storm.  He raised expectations.  That was lesson #1.
Sure enough, the power went out, which is not their fault.  24 hours later, with 90% of the town out,  there were 2 crews in town although no one seemed to have seen them.  Another day later and there are at least 6 telephone crews out making repairs but no one has seen the power guys.  The handy map they have shows no one has been brought back online.  A+ for transparency  F for action.  There’s also a link to check on your outage status.  When you do so it says, in so many words, we have no clue.  There is no information.

At 3 this morning the telephone rang.  I’m not kidding.  In a panic, I thought a family member was in trouble.  Nope.  A recorded message from – you guessed it – CL&P saying nothing.  It was a big storm, we’re assessing damage, we don’t know when power will be restored.  So glad they woke me up to let me know.  Lesson #2 – when you have nothing to say, don’t wake people up to say it.

Every business has big issues surface from time to time.  Very few businesses have entire communities depending on them.  Almost none are total monopolies.  The bigger and more exclusive your business is, the more it’s imperative that you do more than provide lip service, particularly when it’s the fourth chance you’ve had to prove that you can perform and not just say that you will.

I wish there was an alternative to the incompetent idiots who are running this horror show.  Our mayor (called a first selectman) publicly called these guys out at a press conference: ” the CL&P response left me appallingly disappointed. We did not have the multiple crews promised in advance and progress was unacceptably slow in clearing roadways.”

Once again, they’ve done everything wrong.  Raise expectations and don’t deliver.  Promise to communicate and tell customers nothing.  Lots of words, no action.  Then again, as Lily Tomlin‘s Ernestine used to say, we’re the phone company – we don’t have to care (although the phone company has been great!).  Very instructive, don’t you agree?

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