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Carlin

I am old enough to remember when George Carlin was doing the hippy-dippy weatherman routine.  He was funny with a unique point of view.  His language was a lot cleaner but his thinking was always as clear as it was when I saw him perform a couple of months ago.

As we both got older and our hair got longer, I would listen to his albums (right – vinyl!) a LOT in college.  He inspired me to try to do stand-up, which I did at a parents weekend in college.  I don’t remember much about that except a story I told about finding my Mom’s diaphragm and thinking it was a yarmulke that was definitely a Carlin-inspired rant.  I also remember thinking, as I drowned in flop-sweat, that comedy was HARD but Carlin, like all great stars, made it look so easy.

I’m really sad about his passing, but in his words:

I don’t wanna know about sports teams that sew the initials of dead people on their jerseys for one whole season, as if it really means something. Leave that stupid superstitious bullshit in the locker room. I don’t wanna know who’s in mourning. Play ball, you fuckin’ grotesque overdeveloped nitwits!

So we’ll be sad, George, but we’ll keep playin’ ball.

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Jim

One of the most exciting moments I’ve had in my career came when I met Jim McKay for the first time. To sports fans, ABC’s Wide World of Sports was a must-view piece of appointment viewing every week. That’s where one could watch everything from Muhammad Ali fights to the Lumberjack World Championship to NASCAR. In those pre-ESPN, pre-regional sports nets, pre-everything is ON RIGHT NOW, Wide World was your weekly sports lifeline.

In the center of Wide World was Jim McKay. While he’s probably best known as the man who told America that the Munich athletes were “all gone” in one of the greatest performances in broadcasting history, my favorite memories are of Jim and horse racing, specifically the Triple Crown. How ironic that Jim passed on Belmont Saturday.

Anyway, I was fortunate enough to work at ABC Sports late in the Wide World cycle and to walk into a room and meet someone who had meant so much to me over the years was moving. Despite his stature in the world of broadcasting and sports history, Jim was as nice a man as you’d ever meet (and that is NOT the case with many lesser lights with whom I’ve worked over the years – they just thought they were Jim!).

The first chapter of Jim’s book, The Real McKay, should be mandatory reading for anyone who wants to work in sports and the rest of it is a great read as well. ABC Sports was, and still is, a family, despite the demise of the ABC Sports brand. There is a very active alumni association and the moving mails that have been circulating over the last two days are an indicator of how special Jim was. I will always hear his voice in my head – the Wide World opening is indelibly burned in there: Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sports… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… This is “ABC’s Wide World of Sports!”

Thank you, Jim. You were one of a kind.

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In retrospect

I’m having lunch today with a few people I’ve known for a lot of years. All of us went to high school together, one of them was in my Hebrew school class, and one I met when I was 8 years old and went through 10 years of public school and 4 years of college with. Phew!

When we first meet people, whether personally or professionally, we don’t usually think about the fact that they might just be a part of your life many years down the road. That might be a good thing or a not so good thing depending on what you do with the relationship. Some turn out to be trusted partners; others turn out to be bad pennies you can’t make go away.

I’ve tried to explain to both my daughters that some of the kids in their lives now might hang around one way or another so they might examine their behaviors in that light (not that they’re the Mean Girls sorts).

And so should we all!

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