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No Action Speaks Louder

I had another post written for today but after the phone call in the middle of the night I thought of a topic that was more immediate.  This is not a screed on how badly the local utility company is handling the clean-up after Sandy.  OK, maybe it is in part.  It’s also a great lesson, however, in how to manage in a crisis (or how not to).
This is the fourth major power outage in the last couple of  years around here.  Each time there are promises about how the utility will be better prepared and about how communication will be improved and transparent.  When predictions about Sandy got dire, a CL&P spokesperson went on TV with the governor to talk about how many crews were in place and how ready they were to handle the storm.  He raised expectations.  That was lesson #1.
Sure enough, the power went out, which is not their fault.  24 hours later, with 90% of the town out,  there were 2 crews in town although no one seemed to have seen them.  Another day later and there are at least 6 telephone crews out making repairs but no one has seen the power guys.  The handy map they have shows no one has been brought back online.  A+ for transparency  F for action.  There’s also a link to check on your outage status.  When you do so it says, in so many words, we have no clue.  There is no information.

At 3 this morning the telephone rang.  I’m not kidding.  In a panic, I thought a family member was in trouble.  Nope.  A recorded message from – you guessed it – CL&P saying nothing.  It was a big storm, we’re assessing damage, we don’t know when power will be restored.  So glad they woke me up to let me know.  Lesson #2 – when you have nothing to say, don’t wake people up to say it.

Every business has big issues surface from time to time.  Very few businesses have entire communities depending on them.  Almost none are total monopolies.  The bigger and more exclusive your business is, the more it’s imperative that you do more than provide lip service, particularly when it’s the fourth chance you’ve had to prove that you can perform and not just say that you will.

I wish there was an alternative to the incompetent idiots who are running this horror show.  Our mayor (called a first selectman) publicly called these guys out at a press conference: ” the CL&P response left me appallingly disappointed. We did not have the multiple crews promised in advance and progress was unacceptably slow in clearing roadways.”

Once again, they’ve done everything wrong.  Raise expectations and don’t deliver.  Promise to communicate and tell customers nothing.  Lots of words, no action.  Then again, as Lily Tomlin‘s Ernestine used to say, we’re the phone company – we don’t have to care (although the phone company has been great!).  Very instructive, don’t you agree?

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Mr. Roboto Comes To Cook

For our Foodie Friday Fun, today’s topic is the delicate balance between being consistent and being boring.  What spurred the thinking on this topic was, in fact, a food-related story that comes to us from The Daily Mail’s website.  It seems that in China they have a number of restaurants operated almost entirely by robots.  The machines do pretty much everything – cook the food, serve the drinks, take the orders, you name it:

If you pay a visit to this restaurant, in downtown Harbin, China, you will find 18 robots – from a waitress to a cooker to an usher – ready to ensure your dining experience is perfect.  The restaurant has 18 types of robots, each gliding out of the kitchen to provide your dish, with specialty robots including a dumpling robot and a noodle robot.

I’ve written before about the need to provide our customers and clients with a consistent, predictable experience yet I find this story repugnant.  I’m sure the food is uniformly something – good?  Bad?  Mediocre?  No, I guess the word soul-less comes to mind.  And that’s the business point today.

Cooking and serving food to another human being is not just another piece of manufacturing.  When I think of robots I think of them building cars, not canapés.  Oh sure, there are automated processes throughout the food industry, but they’re for packaged goods and supermarket foods, not restaurants.   What does this have to do with your business?  Think about how many business transactions involve us talking to a machine (I count email on that list – it’s more machine-like than human, lacking nuance and expression) or machines speaking to one another (digital media buying more often these days, for example).

Our clients want to see the humanity.  I’m willing to bet most clients and customers are willing to sacrifice a bit (and ONLY a bit) of perfection for the human touch.  The smile they get when they’re greeted by name.  The new photo of their kids they get to show off.  Business isn’t just an exchange of something of value for compensation – when it’s done well there are a number of intangibles that no robot can offer.

So ask yourself this.  Are you acting like a robot or like a human?  If it’s the former, maybe you ought to contemplate the differences that make us the latter.  You with me?

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Out Firefoxed

A few days ago, videos stopped playing nicely on one of the computers we use here at The World Headquarters.

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It happened right after a Firefox update. Now, while it’s not a computer (or browser) I use very often, other team members use it regularly and they need to watch videos from time to time. I spent the better part of an hour diagnosing the problem (since I’m the I.T. guy around here) and after reading a lot of web postings in which Mozilla blamed Adobe (it’s a Flash problem), and vice-versa (it’s fine on other browsers) and where they both blamed Real Player, I’d had enough. I had spent several more hours updating video drivers, uninstalling and reinstalling components, tweaking settings, rolling back to old versions, and wading through the general snark that’s around the various support sites that mention this issue. No, it’s not resolved, but it’s not an issue any more. I installed Chrome on the damn thing and that is that.

So here’s the broader business point.  According to Adobe’s site, the issue is fixed.  Mozilla says the same since they give you a few workarounds.  How can I sum that up politely?  Hogwash?  A load of crap?  Who are you going to believe – me or your lying eyes?  The very last thing we as businesspeople want is for our installed base (customers to you non-tech types) to migrate to an alternate solution (blow us off for a competitor, in English).  I’ve been using Firefox since the early days.  I’m now gone forever, and I understand I’m not alone.

How would I have handed it?  Transparently:  we have a problem, we don’t have a fix that works for sure so we’re suggesting you roll back to an earlier version – here’s the link as to how to do it.  I’d say it loudly and in as public a way as I could.  I certainly would NOT suggest users turn off high-end video acceleration (those cards are expensive), uninstall other software, disable virus protection (seriously?) or muck about in configuration files that are best left to people with Computer Science degrees.

Stuff happens.  It doesn’t go away when we deny it, minimize the issue, or suggest things we don’t know for sure will solve the problem.  The only thing that does go away are customers.  We’re happily watching video on another browser.  People have choices about most products.  Keep that in mind and work hard to earn their trust and business.  You’ll need it when the fan is turned on and something hits it.

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